stands between human behavior in a nice format that I jot down the name of 'cocks or Not Feasible'. The
PDCANR as a convenience to the call, and a vent-cock full and detailed, usually resulting from a wrong suffered, staged with a lot of empathy and emotional representation of a person, usually an imbecile, that purposely does NOT before the actual recipient, but feared the presence of a poor victim-tester, friend or relative, another idiot, who takes a sudden and without any prior agreements that part of the recipient bastard Gaining profanity, threats, annoying fingerprints and spittle from verbose excitement.
PDCANR I witnessed some very nice and a good fool, sometimes I could not avoid making the tester but at least I learned to recognize the signs of their arrival. Let's see an example of how they manifest:
Fellow approaches with a smile, maybe with coffee in hand, asks you something formal about your life, you shall tell him how to read a script and a complete disinterest in her eyes, behind those eyes, the little brain is just making sure to have you hooked and have gained your attention. If you put your ear to his skull feel inside the small dot-matrix printer that is writing the text of a fast PDCANR.
usually starts immediately after your answer, but cuts short. "Say a little 'you read the email Bregozzi?", You know that your answer is useless, is starting slowly before his eyes, you're already turning into Bregozzi, you can not do anything, you should run via ma non lo fai, subisci la metamorfosi.
"Ma ti rendi conto con quale arroganza fa passare certi concetti?",
intanto ti spuntano i baffi, ti cadono i capelli, ti cresce la pancia, Bregozzi prende forma dal tuo interno e preme contro il tuo ex aspetto esterno dissolvendolo.
"Io non so te, ma non ce la faccio più, NO, questa è roba da prenderlo per le orecchie, COSI', e dirgli.."
La mano si allunga sul tuo orecchio, fai per scostarla, gli fai capire che sulla spalla rende lo stesso l'idea.
"Bregozzi tu mi hai rotto il cazzo, tu CI HAI rotto il cazzo, ma chi credi di essere? Ma ti sei scordato da dove vieni? Tu te lo sei scordato! SI You just forgot! "
you shake your finger on the face, leaving the spittle from excitement.
" But I'll put in place, I get settled in for the holidays, I SI Giovanni Bianconi, I will own the system, Bregozzi the fuck ..! "
wore by people who want to help you or appease him, they do not perceive PDCANR year. Looking for a word to quit this shit, you do not care a bat and Bregozzi Bianconi but you're stuck in a downward spiral leading to increasing emotional. You have to stop and exit Bregozzi.
"Okay John, takes patience, are behaviors that hurt then who will hire them .."
He looks at you with the eye a bit 'more wide open, you have not talked to Bregozzi, you're coming from Bregozzi subtracting the target that was hit with so much satisfaction.
"What?" Oh no! Bregozzi Caro, while the behavior hurts us first! Yeah my friend, us first, while you send out your emails from stronzone beautiful! "
you are pressed back into Bregozzi, you must leave now, look at your watch while you teases his chest with his index finger.
"Dear Bregozzi there is only one word for you, just one: you want to know?"
Pass a colleague, smiling greetings, he'll take his chin and turns you correcting your distraction, you're ruining the ending.
"LA VUOI SAPERE?.."
Ok, pensi, la voglio sapere, dimmela/digliela e levati dai coglioni, merdaccia.
"VAFFANCULO! Eccola la parola. Hai capito? Se no te la ripeto: VAFFANCULO!"
Il suo naso quasi tocca il tuo. E' il momento, adesso.
"Mannaggia che situazioni. Vabbé ciao Giovà, fammi sapere come va a finire eh"
Lui torna in sé, mette le mani in tasca e riprende un'espressione mite e ferita mentre se ne va.
"E come va a finire.. Ciao Jed, a dopo ciao".
